Showing posts with label Northcliff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Northcliff. Show all posts

July 16, 2009

Financial guru's plush Jozi pad



Oprah's financial guru Suze Orman has splashed out R9-million on her saffalicious Joburg flat. Orman, who is reportedly looking to make South Africa her home base, says she bought in Northcliff for "the same reason I invested in the number one property markets in the United States ... position, position and position."

And what did the Saffa-wannabe have to say about Mzansi?

"I like it here a lot. I see the potential here, and here is where it's at.... Johannesburg is the hub. It is where it is happening."

Whingers - should they be allowed to speak?

Saffanisms (AKA buzzwords)

Saffa (n): South Africans. Usually used to describe expats (fondly)
Saffagette (n): A South African whose vote is reserved for Mzansi, the Motherland. A Saffagette is not an ostrich. A Saffagette has a vote and is determined to stand in a queue to cast it.
Saffavescence (n): Developed from saffervescence, which is a slang derivative of effervescence. Saffavescence means awesome, amazing - in a South African sense of course.
Saffaring (v): Being patriotic.
Suffaring (v): Having to listen to others not being patriotic.

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