Now if ever we needed a sign that our government is not getting us down, this has to be it! Among the free services advertised on the ANC's website are free porn and penis enlargement.
Adverts on the party's home page offer the following to web users: free porn, penis enlargement, tarot readings, security system reports, jet charters, some fancy battery and even a dating service.
Perhaps the ruling party should take up some of its own free services. It will save the country millions. As the porn link says "...for uninterrupted pleasure. You do not have to worry about your weekends anymore or plan any expensive weekend activities." Music to any taxpayer's ears.
The testimonials published on the penis enlargement website are quite revealing: "When I looked in the mirror after every shower, I couldn’t help but wonder whether or not I was average. After doing some research online, I realised that I was slightly under-average." Showers? Slightly under-average? This is just way too much information, comrade!The ANC has proven that it truly is South Africa's national liberation movement.
