June 24, 2009

Saffas need to use their bargaining chips!

The demise of the slapchip is something that we cannot allow. Remember the days of the local cafes - on just about every corner would be an unlimited supply of freshly fried, greasy, sloppy chips drowning in vinegar, topped with a light sprinkling of salt. Mmm. And then along came an enterprising frozen food company and flogged their shitty pieces of iced cardboard to every local take-out joint that would take them - which happened to be almost all of them. And with one foul swoop an entire generation of South African children have been deprived of what really should be South Africa's national dish. We cannot stand idly by and watch these degenerate offerings of MSG-coated cardboard mash our beloved slapchip into oblivion. We must let our tastebuds lead the march against mediocrity. Amandla!

3 comments:

  1. viva old fashioned slapchips viva! in paper bags with the vinegar seeping through - yummy!

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  2. Parktown North Convenience Store... still does the best slap chips in town, although I am told Texas (just around the corner) runs a close second. In newsprint too.

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  3. you need to move to the ghetto bru

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Whingers - should they be allowed to speak?

Saffanisms (AKA buzzwords)

Saffa (n): South Africans. Usually used to describe expats (fondly)
Saffagette (n): A South African whose vote is reserved for Mzansi, the Motherland. A Saffagette is not an ostrich. A Saffagette has a vote and is determined to stand in a queue to cast it.
Saffavescence (n): Developed from saffervescence, which is a slang derivative of effervescence. Saffavescence means awesome, amazing - in a South African sense of course.
Saffaring (v): Being patriotic.
Suffaring (v): Having to listen to others not being patriotic.

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